Originally, I embedded this video. But I didn't realize that it would mean that every gosh-darn time my blog uploaded, the bloody thing would start playing. Now, not many people read this blog. Three, maybe four silly folks, but I was told quite clearly by my best friend Cricket that the video had to stop.

I agree. How'd you like it if you were writing a blog and every time that you went to view your latest literary achievement, you were gob-smacked with a traditional Japanese guitar picking out the first strains of "Smoke On The Water"?

So, in the interest of my readers, my friends, my fellow countrymen, I'll give you the link to a very funny, (for the first, second and even third time)..."Smoke On The Yangtze".