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The Tale Of Lorrie, Who Was Abducted By Aliens.  

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Well, in light of the last post, I should have followed it up with something Deep, Meaningful and Related.  Well, lucky for me and maybe you, I can at least address the latter.  So grab a mug of your favourite shot/drink, and listen closely.  This may even be a Cautionary Tale, if you work as a Waitress in a Dive Bar, or you find that you are surrounded by folks like you:  Folks who have been Abducted by Aliens.

It's a story I don't tell too often, and it happened almost twenty years ago.  I was the day bartender in a Center City taproom, with Lorrie as the Waitress.  She was large, bovine and without any wit or humour.  One day I found out why.  She had been Abducted by Aliens.

Taking a break from serving 50 cent mugs of beer, I had glommed on a magazine about Aliens lying on the bar.  It was at the end of the bar, where she and I would sit in slow times.  I perused it, chortling away, until she brought me up short.  It was Her magazine and she was reading it because she'd been Abducted by Aliens.

She was a bit pissy, saying that many people believe in Ghosts. whilst people like her had no credit.  I had to agree with her on that point, but I was still a little bothered by the details.  See, Lorrie told me that she'd been taken over by an Alien Force, that Her Body Housed It and that They were Planning To Do, mn, Stuff.

Now, I'll admit that I see and hear things.  Some might be valid visions of a reality that most will never see.  Lorrie told me that They'd Taken, Examined, Probed and Entered Her.  This may be true.  But if I were an Alien, I might set my sights for a Host higher than a Waitress in a Dive Bar.

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7 comments

Catatonic Kid  

A suspiciously convenient dash of excitement in an otherwise obviously barren life?

Hrm, yes, I think perhaps probability alone would suggest Lorrie needed the aliens more than they needed her ;)

I've always wondered exactly what an alien would get out of probing us. I mean, if you're going to travel light years upon light years to visit somewhere you probably have a better reason than to probe the nether regions of randomly encountered Americans. But maybe that's just me.

Then again, on a tad more compassionate note, maybe the aliens were code for something equally sinister and out-there but a bit more prosaic.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Anonymous  

I quite like this blog! Waht's this Lorrie like?

Tuesday, December 09, 2008
eve cleveland  

Dano,
She probably just meant illegal aliens. They are bad about probing folks.
Eve

Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Ashley Smith  

Interesting. I do think there are outside forces but I don't think we will ever come into contact with them. As far as ghost are concerned, I believe in them too, why not?

Tuesday, December 09, 2008
kw  

CK~

I think it's possible that aliens may be a manifestation of the modern world.

Earlier, people suffered from Succubus and Incubus bothering them in awfully personal ways.

Seems like some "not from our world" apparitions are just fascinated with our naughty bits, curiously mirroring our own fearful obsessions.


VIVIENNE~

I haven't seen her in a long time. She must have displayed some charms that had escaped my, because aliens chose her as their host, not me.

Glad you like it and hope to see you soon!


EVE~

Yes, ever since I got my Green Card, I've had to cease and desist the probing. Ahh, the good old days!

Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Thinkinfyou  

I swear those "aliens" will probe anything!LOL! Great post!

Tuesday, December 09, 2008
kw  

VALASH~

My pet, at this time I would like to come into any form of outside force! As to ghosts, I'm on record for having seen them.

The strangest one, was that of a cat. I was house painting in some one's basement, when I saw the cat rundown the stairs. She was small and brown, or dark haired.

I later asked the owners if they'd had a cat, they said they had, but she'd died some months ago.

When I told them I'd seen her, they told me that she loved to hang out in their basement. I guess she was still fond of it.


THININFYOU~

As I said to Valash, I'd welcome any form of outside force at this point of my life. Couple that with probing, well heavens, I may not have to save up for the Hitachi Magic Wand!

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

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